Saturday, February 28, 2009

Prying eyes

Curiosity killed the cat, they say, but I find curiostity entertaining and necessary, even for trivial things, which is often what this whole blog is about. While watching "How to lose a guy in ten days" (sic), I noticed the scene where the three guys (do NOT ask for names, I beg you) all stare in awe at the girlfriend's bag she purposefully left behind. Her bag sits on the desk like a nameless and untouchable extraterrestrial creature while the three guys eat it with their eyes. Suddenly, a truth is spoken: one is not supposed to rummage through a woman's bag. That is a fact. I could not agree more (well, espcially if the truth is told by drop dead gorgeous Matthew McConaughey - I have not forgotten his name). It is highly inappropriate, or so mom and dad have taught me anyway. 

Why is that? Well, I already explained here that, at least to me, a bag is like a little intimate me going around the world on any given day. Think miniature universe. Now, I would not mind having a girl going through my bagged stuff, but a guy...mmmmmmm. It would be revealing way too much. Despite all of the above, I will make a daring move and show you what I carry around day in, day out. I made the decision in a womanly response to a newspaper article that presented the contents of bags belonging to famous...men. First of all, it was quite surprising to see that some men do own bags - and beautiful ones at that - and that they do not necessarily carry only practical items, thus shattering a myth. They also like to have their favorite perfume, poems, pens, music, dried flower and whatnot right there. Well done, guys!

Here is therefore my contribution, and nothing says it better than a picture  -well, make it a couple of pics - as always:




Bag mysterious (no more) contents:

-Bag: Furla
Totally in love with their bags because of the colors, shapes and the value for money.

-Agenda: Moleskine
Small agenda with great quality pages, a handy back pocket to put all your post its, business cards and other bits you gather along the way.

-Make up purse: Hema
Thank you company gift card!

-Make up: Helena Rubinstein lip balm, L'Occitane hand cream, Estée Lauder lipstick
These live permanently in any bag, any day, just in case...

-Gloves: bought on the island of Texel
In a small shop with piles of wollen goods made by courtesy of the famous Texel sheep. Thank you guys, your wool rocks.

-Wallet: Gucci
A great present, with an unusual color that I just love, love, love.

-Fountain pen: Mont Blanc
Another great present. It reminds me of the days when I took notes in school, always with a fountain pen and once I found one that worked well with me (I am left handed), I would not leave it aside one minute.

-Phone: (prehistoric) Samsung
This one too is a present, now old and battered but it never, ever left me down and it was my second mobile phone (I was against the gadget to start with, playing the anti social-you-cannot-reach-me woman).

-Camera: hubby's Coolpix, Nikon.
A present from his parents for his 30th birthday. You never know what you may run into when going to work, coming back from a restaurant or strolling the streets... Better have a camera stashed away so there will be no regrets about missed photogenic moments.




Curiosity satisfied - now, your turn!

I am watching...


Puisque le silence a été rompu à tout jamais dans cette rubrique cinématographique, je peux vous dire en toute liberté et le coeur léger (aucun rapport avec la choucroute, mais je ne sais toujours pas taper la ligature sur mon Mac et pourtant je ne perds pas la foi en mes capacités, non, non - en attendant, je persiste et signe et tant pis pour les ligatures, hein) que ce film est sympathique et démontre sur un rythme entraînant, et une fois de plus, que les grandes décisions en ce bas monde se prennent, justement et souvent sous la ceinture... Allez, elles se prennent aussi autour d'un bon repas, de deux trois verres, durant une petite lap-dance et le tour est joué, emballé c'est pesé. Avec les résultats géopolitiques que nous connaissons ; vous aurez sans doute remarqué que je n'ai point utilisé les termes "succès géopolitiques". J'ai mes raisons. Dans la même veine, et vu que je l'ai injustement passé sous silence entre ces pages, je voudrais mentionner le film "The Other Boleyn Girl". Intéressant, pas toujours crédible, mais c'est un fier témoin de la thèse présentée ci-dessus. Hélas !


Bon week-end à tous et longue vie au cinéma !

Friday, February 27, 2009

A special day!

Today is my mom's B-day, so I will use this public page for a personal message...yes, that is what I will do, because this day is really special. Here I go and you may cheer with me too:



Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Wait...


Patience is a great gift, perfectly suited in our society that would like us to believe it goes fast, faster and faster than fast. How many times have you heard someone tell you: "This is peanuts, it takes two seconds and it is done". Right. Like those who told you right before the exams that they had not studied a word and then they get straight As. Right. To do things fast, it takes patience. Yes, because the faster you want to go, the greater chances you have of messing it all up, overseeing details that will turn out to be capital.

It so happens that for future home decoration tricks around here, I need to resort to the blessed patience in me. Well, I have never had much, to be honest, so this is going to be something of a test for my hurried person. In our pantry (and possibly in yours) you will find a few cans (what's patience got to do with it? Be patient, reader) of scrumptious products: coconut milk, coconut cream, chestnut cream and even a new entry, the über famous Dutch Appelstroop. The contents of the cans all have a defined purpose of course - even the Appelstroop that was promptly promoted in our kitchen by the clever pieces of advice of a friend. This means that sooner or later, those cans will be empty. Instead of crying over their echoeing bellies, I will rejoyce because I have a little something in mind, poetically inspired by this find:


You want nothing but the truth? The cans in the picture would not have been my first choice, but that is not the point. With recycling being all over the decorative pages - and rigthfully so - these lamps just fit perfectly into the trend and brightly show that I do have the basic material in the house, a material I always enjoy having a look at (while scooping out its gorgeous contents). My future "creations" will be very modest ones and will involve no voltage - too ambitious for someone as clumsy as me - but beautiful, unpretentious flowers (they are out, along the roads, ready to be picked!). The cans I have elected to a post-greedy life are the following:




Why?

Because I like the retro look so much, their colors and the fact that texts and images are printed on them, which makes recycling easier, as well as filling them with water and throwing in a bit of grass and a couple of yellow or white flowers. If like me you are already wondering what the final result will be (oh lord), bear in mind that...you will need to wait until they are empty.

Patience, my friends, patience...

Monday, February 23, 2009

I am watching... (Ames sensibles s'abstenir)

Encore une rubrique dynamitée. Au grand jamais je n'ai commenté cette rubrique avec la traditionnelle affiche de film, l'idée étant vous livrer l'actualité de mon petit ou grand écran aussi vierge que possible ; à vous de voir si ça vous chante ensuite d'aller acheter une belle place de cinéma bien (ou mal) inspirée ou d'aller louer tel ou tel DVD d'une autre époque. Simple, non ?

Oui, simple. Sauf que là, là, là, je ne pouvais pas vous livrer ça sans commentaire et filet de sécurité. Après tout, j'ai une responsabilité envers les lecteurs, non ? Et puis, une autre rubrique (Photo de la semaine) vient d'être tout récemment redéfinie et replâtrée, alors pourquoi pas cette rubrique dans la foulée ? Bon, nous pourrions argumenter qu'à ce stade là, chaque rubrique ne serait plus ce qu'elle était, mais après tout - et comme dit l'adage - il n'y a que les c___ qui ne changent pas. Non et puis vraiment, je ne pouvais pas vous faire ça. Il fallait que je vous dise que ce film, ce film...m'a obligée à me lever de table l'estomac retourné comme une chaussette sale et à aller enfiler des perles (véridique) dans la chambre tout en feignant d'avoir de la ouate plein les oreilles. Ce film est de ceux qui font de CSI-la-ville-que-tu-veux une belle histoire à l'eau de rose avec parfum de cannelle en prime. A la vue des images violentes et crues et de l'agressivité qui suintent de cette pellicule, mon père serait parti bricoler à l'étage en clamant haut et fort combien il aime les films de Walt Disney. Imaginez toutes les horreurs et la décadence de la brutalité intéressée (nous sommes après tout dans un monde de truands...tout se monnaye) et vous condensez tout ça. Le résultat à la énième puissance sera ce film. Alors, je veux bien qu'on nous décrive certains milieux, qu'on nous serve les histoires de mondes souterrains qui, forcément, ne sont pas de layettes et de blanc vêtus, mais tout de même...

Je n'en reviens toujours pas.

Au moins je vous ai avertis. Et je suis soulagée de l'avoir fait. Fiouuuuuu. 

Ca valait bien une redéfinition de rubrique bloguesque ça, non ? 

Pour alléger la blogosphère, je vais étendre davantage encore les frontières de cette rubrique et y ajouter une autre pincée de brutalité, - fil conducteur tout trouvé entre deux univers clos -gastronomique cette fois et agrémentée d'un brin d'humour (acide). Figurez-vous en effet que j'ai enfin réussi à trouver, acheter et glisser dans mon petit four à 220° les célèbres poussins ; oui, ça se mange ces petites créatures délicates et déplumées. J'ai longtemps fait ma mijaurée (et ma végétarienne) et puis finalement j'ai cédé face à un appétissant étalage de volailles offrant un choix inégalé d'adultes et d'enfants ailés. Que voulez-vous, j'ai craqué pour les enfants qui ont cruellement doré pendant une longue heure, assaisonnés avec sel, sucre, paprika, cannelle, gousses d'ail glissées ici et là et quartiers de citron pour relever un peu le tout. Ca me fend le coeur de vous dire ça, mais ils étaient délicieux les poussins, d'une tendreté et d'une délicatesse ! Les pauvres, ils sont morts prématurément, mais pour la bonne cause au moins et surtout avec tous les honneurs gastronomiques - et même avec mention !



P.S. : les poussins n'ont pas été savourés en regardant le film.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Early mood

The jazzy notes came dancing lightly from the living room, one after the other, happily covering the distance from the corridor to the bedroom where I was sitting still on the bed soft sheets, amid the billowing and welcoming chocolate brown dressed duvet. Through the blinds, a sharp sun ray managed to find its way through and guide the sinuous notes to the still bedroom and to my ear in search of harmony for a bright morning start at home. Turning around, I looked at the shades and saw a vibrant patch of blue sky, full of happy promises and hopes for the day and beyond. A soft light pervaded the bedroom like a big fishnet capturing precious gold and silver catches splashing around sparks of resonant life. 

A good morning.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

House psychology

In one of the magazines my mom kept in store for me last year, an interesting article explained that depending on the room you prefer in your house your psychological profile will change. At first I thought "wow, another stupid quiz!" but then I had second thoughts: what we like and dislike does define who we are (or not), so our choice for our fav corner in our home also falls under the category of the defining choices, why not? Ok, it may be a bit limited to restrain your personality to the toilets - certainly your favorite hook in da house, hun? And come to think of it, a house is a bit like a shrine, the place where we are ourselves, we can focus, think, express everything, so there may well be a deeper link than meets the eye.

For example, the article stated that if the living room is your fabulous corner, it means that you like the forefront of the house, its stage if you like. In the end, in the very intimate space of your house, what you like most is...its public space! This room belongs to the family ties, to the official speeches, to the drama, drama, drama, to the international affairs if you want and also to the image you want to project of yourself. A tad narcissistic, are we?

Quite surprisingly, the journalist (Flavia Mazelin Salvi) did not include a quizz in the article and thank god for that; however, it is indeniable that after reading the various psychological profiles associated with a given space, you automatically start thinking about the corner that you like best to find your psychological category. It is only too natural, but not so easy in the end. I still do not know whether the living room or the kitchen captures my heart, reflects what I like... Since you know what the living room stands for in the intricate psychology world, I'll let you know what the kitchen hints: it is the heart of the home, the place where you build your forces both physical and psychological. It is the place where the pleasures come together and where abundance gives you the feeling of being taken care of, as if you were still a baby in your mother's arms. And here, straying from this bit of house psychology, I see the ever strong link between food and maternity, another vast subject! The negative side of being a kitchen lover - there is always a dark side to the Force - is that you find it difficult to be separated from your people, the habits and the places you are used to (is that me, reallyyyyyyy?). To put it briefly, the kitchen symbolizes the affective side of one's psyche. 

The bottom line of all this is that you should never underestimate the four precious walls that surround you and what you make of them. Many people do not seem to think about this though: just recently we visited four houses for sale and gosh, what a sad show that was. If the press clipping is anything to go by, their owners did not like themselves, did not like their family, did  not like their entourage, lacked sensitivity, passion, love etc. 

Wait, no, there may be a spark still for some of them as we noticed that very often the common areas - in other ways to ones you show off - were particularly well designed and taken care of with clever details, nice fabrics, original materials and whatnot. The rest of the house (often located on the upper stairs) was most of the time a dump that had nothing in common with the ground floor presented to the public eye. This does make the owners a bunch of narcissistic egos...but at least one area of the house was liveable. It was that bad.

On the other hand, other owners (hope ahead, hope!) seem to pay extra attention to their living spaces and sometimes their generosity does stretch that extra mile to the point that they build a house that will welcome their pets in the best way possible; Japanese architect Asahi Kasei designed a space that should make cat owners and their four legged fur balls share a life of serenity (and interesting design) together:





For dog owners who may be already growling at the pictures above, no stress: the resourceful architect did plan something special also for the canine gentry, only I think it is much less playful and more common.

I wonder what the cats think of all this... Do they prefer the hanging kitchen, the rafter over the living room or their custom made entrance door (a classic, undoubtedly)?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Photo de la semaine

Cette rubrique (Photo de la semaine) est tout d'abord née d'une idée court vêtue et toute fashionistique : partager dans un billet une photo de mode qui d'une manière ou d'une autre aurait attiré mon regard. Il se trouve que les magazines de mode ne courent pas forcément notre appartement en ce moment et cela en dépit de ma convalescence, période qui pourrait pourtant être on ne peut plus propice à l'effeuillage de quelques magazines qui ne solliciteraient pas trop cette matière grise encore bien embrumée par les impitoyables gaz anesthésiques. 

Qui plus est, magazines riment dans mon inconscient avec table basse, une combinaison bien pratique...et interdite de séjour chez nous. Remercions au passage notre chien chocolaté bien aimé qui est à l'origine de cette cruelle absence de table basse devant le sempiternel canapé du salon : vous imaginez, vous, la rencontre d'une table basse avec de jolies flûtes à champagne alignées et du fouet énergique d'un labrador toujours heureux ? Non ? Ben, nous non plus. Cela fait longtemps que nous avons cessé d'imaginer, de bon coeur, croyez-moi. A quoi bon imaginer la pluie de perlage magique sur nous et nos invités, sans parler des confettis de verre éclaté ? Pas bon pour le moral. Donc, pas de magazines, pas de table basse. Et n'en déplaise à Carrie, Vogue est loin de faire l'unanimité chez moi alors le samedi, c'est sans la bible des victimes de la mode que j'arpente d'un pas léger le pavé batave. 

Cela dit, un magazine a tout de même réussi à s'introduire dans le panier de nos courses habilement commandées sur Internet (on n'arrête pas le progrès) ; certes, ce n'est pas la même chose qu'un beau tirage sur papier glacé, mais le magazine gratuit de notre Monop local nous a été gracieusement offert et les cadeaux, ça ne se refuse pas. En feuilletant les pages captivantes du dernier numéro, je tombe nez à nez avec la photo responsable de la nouvelle dimension de cette rubrique, rien que ça : 



Allez, vous n'allez pas me dire qu'elle n'est pas belle, cette photo ?! Franchement, fallait y penser et je tire mon chapeau à l'illuminé qui a pensé à transformer le pot de Ketchup - pour ne pas nommer le produit - en mannequin à rondelles de tomates. Là, je n'ai rien à dire et même le rouge Valentino n'a qu'à bien se tenir car tout y est : en un coup d'oeil, le consommateur a vite fait d'identifier le produit, le contenant et le contenu. Efficace.

Une chose en inspirant souvent une autre, je me suis rappelée qu'il n'y a pas si longtemps, un tube dudit produit a aussi fait son apparition dans notre frigo pourtant archi-sélectif. C'était pour une bonne cause, une de ces recettes rétro (vive les années 1970) qui mérite tout de même un petit rappel en ces pages, ne serait-ce qu'en raison de son nom mélodieusement romantique (une femme reste une femme) : la sauce Marie-Rose. Pour les mémoires qui flanchent, il s'agit de cette sauce d'un rose pastel qui s'accommode si bien de petites crevettes bien croquantes et...si timidement roses. Franchement, on ne peut que saliver et se lécher les babines préalablement relevées d'une fine couche de rouge à lèvres d'un rose (ben oui, vous n'y échapperez pas) éblouissant pour un accord parfait : 

-4 cuillères à soupe de mayonnaise (toute la vérité ? Je fais ma p'tite cuisine saine en utilisant 1 cuillère à soupe de mayonnaise et 3 cuillères à soupe de yaourt grec à 0%)

-1 cuillère à soupe de ketchup (pensée on ne peut plus personnelle : j'ai tendance à croire que cet ingrédient joue davantage un rôle chromatique que gustatif, mais bon...)

-jus de citron (à vous de voir si vous aimé un peu, beaucoup ou passionnément)

-un peu de poivre de Cayenne (à saupoudrer sur la composition finale pour une touche de couleur plus soutenue ; on a beau ne pas être dans les pages de Elle, l'oeil réclame sa part)

-une pincée de sel

-1 cuillère à café de sauce Worcestershire (vous avez de la chance va, je ne vous demande pas de prononcer le mot)

-1 cuillère à café de Whisky

Il ne vous reste plus qu'à tout mélanger et à goûter pour être sûrs que la sauce satisfait vos papilles. Ajoutez un avocat bien mûr et les célèbres crevettes que vous ferez revenir dans un fil d'huile d'olive accompagnées d'une gousse d'ail ; lâchez-vous pour trouver une présentation gourmande et le tour est joué pour un cocktail de crevettes digne de ce nom.


Finalement, de la mode à l'assiette, il n'y a souvent qu'une photo.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Seasonal pleasures (and not)

The pleasure of going with the seasons may have different origins:
1-It is not like we have much of a choice...
2-Therefore, better enjoy it.
3-Seasonal events are great fun (think Xmas, Easter).
4-Every opportunity to rejoyce and share is welcome!

This is 4 reasons good enough not to be sorry for the grey sky and our lack of energy, the typical seasonal downward phase. When choosing lovely fresh products from our local deli - the fantastic Mabrouk shop, in Haarlem - I came across a typical seasonal blessing: ridiculously pinkish rhubarb! The color is enough to make you love the month of January (ok, even February gets a go). All the nice things you can do with it is another good reason to stamp a smile on your face. All the more as our seasonal celebration for this Tuesday 10 February will be our 18 years together with hubby. All the ingredients are here then... Well, I am actually missing a few to make the rhubarb grunt for tonight, but grocery hubby will walk through the door any minute to fix that. What's a grunt? Think along the lines of the crumble/cobbler, except the topping is made of whipped cream instead of butter. It better be good, because that bejewelled rhubarb needs to be at its best!

And since I am at it, there is going to be another seasonal event in this house: I am scheduled for surgery on Thursday. Yep, much less of a celebration that is. But I am trying to take things philosophically: enjoy every minute, trust the specialists (aka doctors, surgeons, anesthesists, nurses and the whole lot) and try to listen more often to Milena's words - an all-year round piece of advice - that are already working for me: "think of your stay at the hospital as a trip to the SPA, pack nice comfy things and go". 

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Chandeleur !

Rien de tel qu'une douce célébration pour fêter comme il se doit le premier billet en français de ce blog ! Certes, je suis un poil en retard, mais c'est pour la bonne cause, croyez-moi, et cela n'enlève en rien le goût délicieusement rond des crêpes faites maison auxquelles j'ai amoureusement eu droit le jour J, le 2 février.

Avant de mordre le doux morceau de crêpe qui pendait au bout de la fourchette que je tenais dans ma main frétillante, je suis allée faire un petit tour sur le Net, histoire de voir tout de même à quelle bonne âme je devais ce petit bonheur annuel qu'est la Chandeleur. Et bien, pas très claire la petite histoire : symbole de fertilité, de prospérité à venir, cadeau de bienvenue en un lieu saint... Alors, franchement, vu la pagaille, difficile d'y retrouver sa crêpe... Finalement, toutes les raisons sont bonnes pour sortir la batterie de casseroles des placards et quelques fins ingrédients du frigo, alors voici la petite recette gourmande du jour, une petite merveille imparable que vous pourrez adapter au gré de vos désirs car il s'agit là d'une base formidable (et je vous donnerai notre top 3 à la fin de ce billet car le partage, il n'y a que ça de vrai) :

Ingrédients bien aimés
250 gr de farine
3 oeufs
2 cuillères à soupe de sucre
Une pincée de sel
1/2 de lait entier
1 touche de liqueur est admise : rhum, calvados, grand marnier...

Puisque nous en sommes aux révélations, autant vous dire tout de suite que LE spécialiste des crêpes en notre humble demeure, c'est l'Homme (origines bretonnes oblige), et que ledit Homme met tous les ingrédients dans notre mixeur magique et appuie sur le petit bouton pour lancer le tourbillon sucré du jour. Et-ça-marche. Le petit plus incontournable consiste à laisser reposer la pâte au moins une heure au frigo ; faites-pas les malins, c'est très important pour le fini homogène et soyeux de la pâte. Cela ne s'invente pas.

Le reste, c'est de l'histoire, à moins que vous ne vouliez honorer le 5 février comme il se doit et farcir habilement le labeur de votre travail culinaire d'une belle cuillère de ce baume chocolaté célèbre aux quatre coins du monde, j'ai nommé, le Nutella. Son choix serait d'autant plus indiqué qu'aujourd'hui (et là, je ne triche pas, c'est vraiment aujourd'hui) nous célébrons...la journée du Nutella - incroyable mais vrai, quelqu'un y a pensé : 

Chose promise, chose due, voici notre palmarès très personnel au rayon garniture :

-Framboises fraîches écrasées avec du sucre
-Miel citron
-Crème de marrons (pas trop, sinon vous risquez de noyer le goût des crêpes, et de préférence la crème de Clément Faugier, elle est inclassable)

Sur ce, bonne Chandeleur à tous (rien ne nous empêche de la prolonger encore un peu, hein ?) et vive le Nutella !

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

He's back!


This post could describe the return of many things, good and bad: the return of summer, of the 80s, of childhood happiness, of snow and ice, of "ricotta con zucchero e cacao", of the Bee Gees, of the Jedy, of G.W.Bush... 

But no, today I am officially hailing the return to our modest home of one of its key members, the unique representative of his very special category: our dog, our star! Tada! Yes, because while we were relaxing under the Cabo Verde sun with a caipirinha in one hand and a translucid slice of pinkish tuna carpaccio in the other, our beloved Mr. Nice Guy was having fun in Paris, with the in-laws. Why do I get the feeling that at least two people out there are thinking "good riddance" while hoovering their place around the clock? Just a hunch.

And it is incredible how much I missed him, even while in a different environment as our hotel room; because he usually comes up to the bed side, sticks his brown truffle right in front of your human truffle and if you just as much as blink, bang! he licks your face in a happy canine "good morning"! (To be also freely interpreted as "time for the hygienic walk guys, and then please fill my water and most importantly my food bowl - chop chop!)

Boy did we miss him and his love expressed in such a spontaneous and uncalculated way!

Monday, February 2, 2009

A tide from the past

While leafing through one of those improbable and dusty magazines you find piled on the coffee table of some doctor's waiting room, I came across an article describing the latest hip thing there is in terms of relaxation and welness: the SPA. Funnily enough though, this brand new trend (as well as the magazine describing it, mind you) comes from ancient times since it is rooted in one of the oldest traditions in which the Romans played a great role through their love of water, thermal sources, fountains and attention to health and bodily pleasures in general. Basically, and once again, we are experiencing the rebirth of a fashion from the past; a bit of relooking, a few perks here and there and the new SPAs are ready to open their doors! The trend is certainly not new if we think about the design or the car industries... And it is not new either in the welness branch, actually: think for example of Sud Tyrol where any hotel has some kind of SPA in its basement with a series of tempting options: frigidarium, foot bath, hammam, sauna, jacuzzi and so on. 

Unquestionably, in any of these welness complexes you will find something that will suit your mood or your needs. From the health point of view, jumping from one room to the other, from one swimming pool to the other may not be the best thing to do, but you will find yourself so curious about all the options that you will just want to test all of them. Kids are not allowed on the premises...or so the sign says...

Our latest experience in the field was just around the corner of our house, hidden in the woods like a well-kept fairy secret in a shrine called - appropriately - The Tides. We were not expecting to find a Roman behind the doors, but we absolutely enjoyed the hot stone massage we received and the minimalist decor between golden reproductions of Klimt's paintings. The treatment room is small, with subdued colored lights; the masseuse is very discreet and will start rubbing hot stones - 'cause that's what it is about, right? - over your body. The thing is though, you won't feel that these are actually stones and you won't realize there is actually a human hand acting as some kind of deus ex machina. The movements are slow and efficient, the warmth gains your body inch by inch and your mind starts disconnecting from reality in the midst of all the sensations and stimulations. For a control freak like me, the effect is amazing. After the treatment, you wake up from a fuzzy dream that will leave your head in the clouds for a qwhile. That is where the relaxation room takes on all its meaning: big windows look onto a wide wooden terrace and the surrounding woods. All is quiet, or almost, since during our visit some kind of lounge music kept playing in the background. Actually, that would be the only minus to be found in the entire experience, if you ask me; not bad then, hun?

If all novelties were treated in such a successful and satisfying way, I would definitely be more in their favor. The Romans knew what they were doing when they applied their motto, Sanare Per Aquam. We should just make sure we also do...